~ PAGE NOT FOUND ~
You've searched the castle from dungeon to tower,
But none of the servants have seen him in hours!
"Where has that boy gone?" you loudly complain,
As you trudge on to check in the cellars again.
Your greaves need a polish, your codpiece needs starched,
And you need a goblet of wine, 'cause you're parched!
You feed him and house him—but he never behaves.
He's such a lazy, ungrateful knave.
Forget it—you'll just go ask your magician,
Perhaps he can scry for your squire's position.
"WIZARD," you holler, "I can't find my page."
Without turning from his book, he replies, "Man, I've explained this to you a hundred times. You probably just typed the address wrong. Or maybe the page doesn't even exist any more, and you just clicked an old link somehow. You can either click the back button to return to the page you came from, or just go back to the homepage."